Seriously.

OK I know I just posted but since I’m mysteriously still awake at 5:45 in the morning I thought I’d take this opportunity to inform you that there are just about a zillion birds across the street and they’re all going BONKERS.  They’ve been going bonkers for hours, actually.  There are probably about twice as many going bonkers right now as there were an hour ago, which was twice as many as the hour before, but honestly at least 10 of those guys have been going bonkers since about midnight.  Birds, I’m trying to look out for you here, take up hiking or meditation or reading or something… before you piss off an owl.

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I’m buying an owl.  Tomorrow.  A hungry one.  Until then… *Produces shotgun, wrestles desire to menace local wildlife*

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