That’s the line we’re going with around here these days, folks.
More to the point, I have created a bear. It lives on tee shirts and makes the tee-wearer more huggable. It could also very reasonably be said to lend the wearer extra strength, in addition to tiger-face and some sort of unqualified electric fish powers.
In short, this shirt gives you powers.
I designed this shirt with powers in mind because it is the official shirt of a very important & strange annual event, called “Tundig,” and sometimes extra powers are needed to fully understand or enjoy it, if not survive it. Extra powers could come in handy when–while ensconced in a remote & undisclosed corner of Michigan’s northern Lower Peninsula–one must evade a Whiskey-Otter™, rise from the drunk, slay a wendigo, win a round of custom Apples-to-Apples, or, well, fight a North American Black Bear…
The shirt, which, after a hundred more words than I thought would be necessary to get to this point, is pictured below and represents the first shirt I’ve designed and printed in a while that was created –wait for it– just for fun.
Fellow designer, citrón:ade, caught in an attempted demonstration of the motor-booty powers…
Dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral
In your home I’m cloned I’m on your headphones
I love it when you spazz out all alone!
Sorry, it’s all I have in my head after reading your post! 🙂
Haha, never any need to apologize for quoting the Beasties on this blog, especially when provoked! 🙂
“and I wanna so I’m gonna”
we’re here, we’re queer, we don’t want any more bears!
just kidding: we do. also, way to be all sorta-kinda sly about t-dig.