Fact: There is a cheapiddy-cheap sale at one of the various (generally low-ish quality) online printing vendors. In light of this fact, I ask why the dickens shouldn’t* I order a few dozen business card variants of me as an aristocratic crab-man?
* You needn’t answer this. In fact, it’s probably best for my self esteem if you don’t.
P.S. Regardless of whether or not this makes a good card, I think I might make a comic in this style, which I am convinced will be super fun.